My dog’s agent has presented me with a cease and desist order.
I am never again to take unflattering pictures of Tsuga when he is in a less-than-noble pose–with his rear end up in the air and his head buried in a hole that he is in the process of creating: it looks too much like he’s mooning his fans.
I must not catch him watering the vegetation, which is almost unavoidable as he has many messages to leave, and a full tank to do it with.
And I am never, ever under any circumstances to photograph him running at a full gallop (a trot is okay because it does not have the same shape-shifting g-force-wielding effect on his jowls, ears and eyelids.)
I have been directed to remove this photograph from my web site.
I never signed anything.