You know it’s time for a woman president. But THAT woman? You’re not sure.
And like thousands of other Democrats, you may have HAS–Hilary Ambivalance Syndrome. If so, then Oxyclinton may be just what the doctor ordered.
Among its many benefits, it has anti-inflammatory properties that ease that fevered queasiness you have felt since Hillary used that black voice at the fund raiser in Alabama.
And under this medication’s gentle influence, you’ll hear less of that irritating upper register in Hillary’s speech.
OxyClinton…because it’s time. (youtube 1:40)