Deep Water Fracking: Drill Baby Drill
So we are destined to see great things happen now that the Reds are in control of both federal nuthouses.
T’ell with all those regulations and other impediments to profits that might hold back the invisible hand of progress forever!
So look for some new menu items you never, ever would have thought humanity would choose for itself, included full speed ahead (aka Drill baby Drill) in the deep oceans. It’s been going on for some while, but not at the pace you can look for over the coming years. If you live on the Gulf Coast, you’ll want to do your homework.
But why not? You don’t even need to worry about pesky neighbors who complain about the earthquakes, the noxious noise or smells or heavy trucks or flammable faucets.
And all of that fracking fluid (still necessary to break apart the shale under the ocean)? Why its only Democrats who disagree with the notion that the solution to pollution is dilution. The GOP knows better! And who’s going to know anyway–at least while the fox is guarding the henhouse?
At least another couple of decades of fossil fuel addiction? Bring it on!