I understand that there is a new Floyd Pets Lost and Found page on Facebook. We need to see if we can find the rightful owners of this creature that followed my wife home from Finders Keepers this past weekend. It obviously needs to return to Lothlórien.
Ok, blame the pain killers, perhaps the lingering effects of surgery but ..
You are going to have to explain please?
And no, I am not going to ask if it’s real because I’d sound silly but …
Not to fret, Julia, ’tis only a molded concrete likeness of the real fire-breathing dragon that once live on Goose Creek, long long ago. No one was at risk, save for the fellow tasked with removing it’s fifty pound corpus from transport and lowering it to the edge of the walk where it will live happily ever after.