I’m outta pocket, you betcha, and using (shudder) MSIE on a PC in the dark while everybody else is still asleep. Sorry, this came in an email from somebody–maybe Joe Sixpack–and I thought you might want to invest. Bottoms up!Â
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, youÂ would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you wouldÂ have $214.00 cash.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily andÂ recycle. It’s called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.Â Another studyÂ found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Makes You Proud To Be An American!
2 thoughts on “NEW RETIREMENT PLAN: 401Keg”
41 miles to the gallon?
That’s a lot better than most of the cars you guys drive, isn’t it????
RIGHT ON !!!!!!
BRING ON THE 401 KEG !!!!