This unidentified couple is being sought by the ASPCA for blatant cruelty to animals–here depicted using a crude flame thrower to roast a live lobster in the shell.
Making matters worse, they forced a naive, innocent parrot to look on during this gruesome display of wanton disregard for the dignity of the local wildlife on a recent Floyd County evening.
Meanwhile, the human wild life probably wound on til the wee hours, while this pair stepped on a pop top and limped on back home.
Looks more like a large crayfish, but looks like you had a large time!